Zombie Tarot

In the event of a zombie attack, your first priority is to get to a secure location. Once you're safe and sound, open this box, take a deep breath, and consult The Zombie Tarot. This fully functional 78-card tarot deck is packed with all the chilling wisdom you'll need to navigate life, love, survival, and more in a zombified world. Whether you're seeking advice on family, friendship, automatic firearms, or how to deal with cannibalistic children, this deck has it all.

Features:

• 78 Cards of Zombie Wisdom:

  • In this parallel universe overrun by the undead, the traditional tarot symbolism takes a deadly twist. Wands are now limbs torn from the living, Pentacles have mutated into biohazard symbols, and the Major Arcana features shambling corpses guiding you through your survival journey.
  • Expect shocking interpretations of familiar cards—The Fool is a freshly bitten victim, The Lovers are a couple trapped in an abandoned car, and The Tower is a crumbling barricade surrounded by hungry walkers.

• 96-Page Full-Color Guidebook:

  • Dive deep into the world of The Zombie Tarot with a comprehensive guide on interpreting all 78 cards. This guide features detailed descriptions of each card, real-life survival tips, and advice on how to give an accurate and spooky reading. You'll also discover tips for keeping your cards safe from the undead—and possibly even from the living!

• Survival Tips and Tarot Guidance:

  • Not just a tool for divination, but a handbook for surviving in an apocalypse. What do the cards say about the best escape route? Should you trust that survivor you just met? How can you prepare for the next wave of undead? The Zombie Tarot gives you answers!

Bonus Features:

• Zombified Rider-Waite Inspired Art:

  • This campy, horror-infused version of the iconic Rider-Waite deck will have you howling with laughter (or shrieking in terror). The art channels the spirit of zombie classics like Night of the Living Dead and Shaun of the Dead, blending eerie, grotesque imagery with comedic undertones.

• Interactive Reading Techniques:

  • Learn how to conduct group readings—perfect for your survivor camp—or solo readings to check your fate when alone on a rooftop.

Get ready to unlock the secrets of survival, zombie-style. Whether you're new to tarot or an experienced reader, The Zombie Tarot will have you howling with terror and delight.

The Zombie Tarot: Because sometimes, the undead know best.